Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Spielster Update

Note to all Spielster readers:
After serious thought and debate, I have decided that there will be no more posts about Britney Spears on this blog unless she:
- Dies
- Loses her kids
- Becomes a scientologist
- or marries O.J. Simpson

I am sick to death of all the coverage she gets and a bit bored of seeing her boobs, vajayjay, flabby butt, poor driving skills, mediocre “performances” and her legal troubles. I am also tired of hearing from her previous friends and employees on how she is a terrible mother and an overall mess. These are things you tell people when you can utilize your power over them, not after the fact (This rule should also be followed by anyone who has worked in the Bush Administration and then publishes a book acknowledging their lies.)

So until the day this woman is actually doing anything positive with herself, family, for the world, etc. or begins working at a Wal-Mart in Atlanta, you are not going to be hearing about her from me, no you will not.