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Heidi Montag really is not that smart. The celebutard declared to US Weekly that she hated her body before she had a nose job and breast enhancement. Montag also said that she would have rather died then remain flat chested. Now I understand wanting to change yourself because you don’t like your reflection, but to die for it, I am not so sure. Man this chick loves publicity!!!

Speaking of morons and plastic surgery, the Simpson camp finally confirm Ashlee's nose job. I also confirmed this two weeks after the surgery when we saw her new nose. DO THESE PEOPLE THINK WE ARE MORONS? Seriously, if you have had your picture taken all the time and put in the press, please don’t try to fool us with plastic surgery. Its okay, we know you are expected to look near perfect, so just fess up to it. We all will have a lot more respect for you slugs!

Anyways, a Pumpkins show became deadly this weekend. A man was killed at a Smashing Pumpkins show on September 24th in Vancouver, in what the police are calling a “mosh pit incident”. I don’t want to look towards the negative right away but I am assuming that his family will sue if possible. Can this be a lesson that angry moshing and crowd surfing can end unless you are at a show where angry moshing is warranted?

If want something and can't afford it tell Renee Zellweger. The actress discussed a pair of Manolo Blahniks with a makeup artist at the South Hamptons Saks Fifth Avenue during the artist’s lunch break. When she returned to her counter, she was presented with the same pair of shoes, with a card from Renee explaining it was her treat!

And in other scary skinny chick news, the Anti-Anorexia billboard backfires. The billboard, which showcases Isabelle Caro, an Italian model who weighs only 65 lbs, was used by an Italian fashion line to support the backlash of skinny obsession in the fashion industry. Unfortunately, pro-anorexic groups (anas) are using her image as inspiration. To think there are people out there purposely not eating when there is so much amazing food in the world, is sad. It's also sad that people so far gone in an eating disorder can find validation from a woman so sad with her own reflection.

And in casting news...

Actually she will be returning to SNL! Maya Rudolph will be returning for here eighth season on Saturday Night Live in time for the season premiere this Saturday. Wowzer, make up your mind!!! I am pretty sure money played a big part in her decision.

Chaka Khan makes Broadway debut in “The Color Purple”.

"Recount", produced by HBO Films the film based on the recounting of the controversial Florida results in the 2000 presidential election has announced its cast list. Kevin Spacey, Laura Dern, Denis Leary, John Hurt, Tom Wilkinson, Ed Begley Jr. and Bob Balaban will be starring in the made for TV movie which will revisit the world of politics that led George W. Bush to become President of the United States. Dern will be playing Kathryn Harris, and since she is coming off of INLAND EMPIRE, I think she is already to play the crazy lady!