DAILY ROUNDS

Let's get it to it...

Thank you TMZ for creating a thousand new nightmare possibilities with this picture. 2007 is the downfall year for chicks that were hot in 1999 - Britney, Jenna Jameson, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Led Zeppelin reunite....for one show in London. At least this saves me from having to get on a bus to Giants Stadium with 400 dude bros, drunk, singing "Stairway to Heaven".

The birth control pill not only keeps babies awayit keeps your boobs in check too. No word yet if it will begin to kick Herpes ass anytime soon.

Hayden and Stephen split...The 18 year old starlet finally realized since all the other tartlets are in rehab, in jail or knocked up, she has her pick of LALAland.

Jon Stewart will be hosting the Oscars once again. Hopefully Sarah Silverman will watch and learn something.

Angelina Jolie might not be nice.In other news, she has four kids, a hot boyfriend and ridiculously big news. So glad I was paying attention today.

And lastly,

Courtney Love gives good mouse.

Jason Preston, boy toy of designer Marc Jacobs, was seen wearing a mouse pin (above image)at a recent NY Fashion Week event. When asked why he couldn't take it off, he informed everyone that it was a present from Courtney Love. You could also get smack or herpes from her too, but most people don't wear that on their lapel for show and tell, jerk off!