Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Joan and Melissa you are out...

Ok ok...TV Guide Channel decided that the reason they lose red carpet coverage to the big networks and E! was the hosts Joan and Melissa Rivers. I am thinking that what once was just a channel guide has yet to spring to life in network form. Sorry but it's true. So TV Guide Channel decided that blowfish Lisa Rinna could do the trick, so they gave her the hosting gig instead and sent the Rivers girls packing.

Lisa Rinna, for those of you who don't know, is a marginally talented woman with a sick body and ridiculously pumped lips who has managed to retain a career in Hollywood for 20 some odd years. (Only in Tinsletown) She owns boutiques, was a soap star and then become the Kelly Ripa, well RIpa-like host for a soap opera talk show, and then danced with stars (if you can call them that) and now hosts what I deemed the gayest show ever - TEASE! on Oxygen (just the theme song alone would get kicked out of the army)...So rightfully so, TV Guide saw winner right there.

The Rivers have no confirmed plans, which could mean we might have an award season without the two lovely ladies. And the crowd breathes a breath of fresh air. Let's look at some highlights from their pioneering career on the red carpet