Britney Update

Whoever woke up this morning and thought it would be a boring day in Tinseltown was sadly mistaken. On the heels of Lohan's crash and burn this morning, OK! Magazine has informed us of the sad story that is Britney's life hitting stands this Friday. And this gossip site seems to have all the inside info. Here is just a snippet of Ms. Spear's "behavior" throughout the interview and coordinating photo shoot:

"The girl allegedly can’t stop touching herself. As in fondling her breasts, rubbing between her legs… I can hardly bear to write this. She apparently goes about it absent-mindedly, as if not aware she’s not alone and at the same time, genuinely curious about her own body, described to me as “like a 5 year old discovering her genitalia for the first time”. Allegedly of course." For more info, check outLainey Gossip.

Oh its a good day for us gossip whores....