Thank God Its Friday.....

So I for one am very excited that it is Friday. My little Boston Terrier, Oliver went in this morning to get neutered, so I am a bit of a nervous mommy today. How do people have children and not go certifiably crazy? Anyways, today our Daily Rounds will be political in nature, since I could give two craps if Asshlee Simpson was preggers with that loser’s baby or not… so let's get to it...

* The abortion artist from Yale is apparently lying about her project. OH wait...she says she is telling the truth. Well Jezebel agrees with me in thinking that all this nonsense is just creating more media hype for a nobody!

* A homeless man in NYC came across the blueprints for the Freedom Tower..IN A GARBAGE CAN!!! You know its pretty smart to throw away publicly the plans for rebuilding the one structure in NYC they keep attacking.

*So this polygamist sect gets worse and worse. They are now reporting that girls as young as 13 were being impregnate by their 50+ year old "husbands" and the investigation is now moving into Colorado. HBO better move up efforts for Big Love.

* Speaking of abuse in large religions, the Pope met with abuse victims during his trip to the United State to repair the mistake the Catholic Church made by covering up the sexual abuse by priests for years. Nothing like listening to abuse victims to erase the years of abuse. And speaking of the Catholics, they are all up in arms over Bill Maher's commentary on the new Pope on last week's episode of "Real Time". You can view his New Rules segment here where he calls the pope a Nazi and discusses the fact that if any other organization allowed this degree of sexual abuse for this amount of time, the leader of said organization would be in jail forever. Can't say I disagree with the man.

*Clinton, Obama and Edwards, Oh my! The big name Democrats in the race to the White House appeared on the Colbert Report last night and got funny. Of course the most charming of the bunch was the dude who is no longer in the race. Ain't it always that way. Here is John Edwards....