Things to Preoccupy Yourself With While the Economy Crumbles Around Us.

Read Entertainment Weekly's article with funny men and Emmy winners Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert about their take on this year's election and other hysterical things.

* Watch the Season Five premiere of The Office tonight at 9PM!

* Be jealous of me for getting to see the My Bloody Valentine reunion show this past Monday night at Roseland (More on this tomorrow).

* You can discuss celebrities letting us know about their homosexuality or their longtime girlfriends.

* Continue to pray for and wish speedy recoveries to Travis Barker and DJ AM.

* Get super psyched for Choke, starring Sam Rockwell, in theaters tomorrow!

* Wonder what the hell Kim Thayil is up to nowadays??

* Listen to the the new TV on the Radio album DEAR SCIENCE!